Welcome Readers!!

I have been told by many that I have "the gift of gab". My mother can often be seen approaching me in a crowded meeting place, while repeating for the millionth time, "I heard you before I saw you." Whether the world wide web will see my blog as a "gift" or an annoying "blip" on the information superhighway, I promise to awaken your senses and hope to, at the least, get you to privately (or publicly *as I shrug my shoulders* -- it's truly your prerogative) question your own personal view on love and the pursuit of happiness.

I pledge to be candid, humorous, and a tad offensive, when appropriately attempting to prove a point. There will be zero tolerance for blowing smoke, sunshine, or any other crap up your butt, because I trust if you are taking the time to read this blog, you will have enough wits about you to be capable of deciphering the difference between fabrication and authenticity. (If you don't currently know if you can sniff out the bullshit, then stick around a while and read on -- you might learn a thing or two.)

I do want to thank all the glorious human beings that have crossed my path in the last 30-ish years who have given me my material. I also tip my hat to my dear friend, "Emily" (name changed to protect the innocent) who kept encouraging me to post a blog! Bless her heart for not once blowing any foreign substances up my butt or even in my general direction, for that matter. She is a true friend!

Good night, new readers, and I hope you enjoy your own cake-making and my wish is that you will eat it, too!